Viviane | Twenty | Female | Arizona | The Pansexual Lesbiach | Living with depression, ocd & anxiety | Letting love & peace shine through
I'm a girl trying to get her life in order. It's a slow process (thanks internet) Welcome to my average blog. I love Harry Potter and other stuff. Mostly poetry.
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
This is hilarious and I feel it’d be even funnier with context
Idol fans plz explain
Japanese idols are generally contractually forbidden from dating or marrying because as an Idol their personhood is a commodity and they are selling the glimpse of an idea of a potential relationship to lonely otakus.
Idols are meant to be pretty, fun, cute, and flirtatious, so that fans can fantasize about being with them which drives sales of branded merchandize.
An Idol that has romantic or sexual pursuits is no longer perceived as available, in addition to it conflicting with fetishized virginity.
Basically, the Idol industry in Japan is the epitomy of a misogynistic sex-sells industry where the product is a fantasy relationship with a woman who is performing to make herself desirable.
Many, many idols are extremely salty about this and will go to great lengths to mock and disparage the system, but they can’t do much to get it changed or go against it because their entire career will be destroyed if it is publicly discovered that they have or have had anything close to a relationship or sex.
And the companies absolutely do fire idols who do so, and destroy any potential they have as a career public figure for the rest of their lives. It’s horrifying.
So, in response for portraying a forever single virgin that can’t date, she savagely drags her “fans” who are more likely actual forever single virgins who will never get a date because they fantasize about getting with a highly fictionalized celebrity personality :v
I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.
I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like
