a-basket-case:

crazy-acey-in-spacey:

asexualbenvolio:

crazy-acey-in-spacey:

barrutmalwe:

mygayassshenanigans:

markscherz:

soundlessdragon:

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

mood:

@asexualbenvolio benvolio trying to squeeze into his binder like

i was about to say yeah but looking at the op more and more im a little uncomfortable with the weirdly sexual nature of it, something about the way the squirrel is being forced to go through a tight opening/hole seems really gross and perverse! :( not ur fault ofc tho

h .. no it doesnt????

Am I having a stroke

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v1als:

v1als:

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

then fuck the ghost you cowards

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portaljumper339:

love-nikki-lost-in-translation:

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

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arcadeigannon:

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

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mythwoven:

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

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zee:

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

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warmerthansun:

hippiee:

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

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queercassio:

peterrbparker:

In 2019 we are

eating more soup

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screenshotsofdespair:

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